BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS

AND THEN THEY ALL WENT TO THE BEACH AND THIS HAPPENED.




..yes, that is Sark. And yes, that is Ram. I don't know either. It came to me in a dream, okay? Just imagine Tron dying of lol in the background somewhere. *brb doing the same* Maybe this is where programs go when they derezz; maybe it's a theylived!AU... either way, Ram's taking the opportunity to get back at Sark for all that scary glaring and looming and being so ridiculously tall.

Where he got the shark fin... I have no idea.